Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The Juggalos and Juggalettes

I've been looking for a place to finally share the facts on the rap metal band Insane Clown Posse for a while now and I want to start off saying that I'm glad I've finally found it. But down to the point. I want to talk about how the diehard fans of Insane Clown Posse who call themselves Juggalos and Juggalettes are inflicting harm upon society both musically and elsewhere. There are a few words to describe the Juggalos and Juggalettes. They are nothing more than self-righteous, iconoclastic brutes. They disrespect other people's religions and base their own religion off of the two band members Violent J and Shaggy Two Dope. The Juggalos and Juggalettes believe that the afterlife consists of either Shangri-la, which is a carnival in the sky also called the Carnival Of Carnage, where there is no one but Juggalos and Juggalettes. This is like a heaven in their eyes. The Hell is called Hell's Pit, which is where anyone who isn't a Juggalo or Juggalette go. These titles such as Shangri-la, Hell's Pit, and The Carnival Of Carnage are actually the band's album names. So basically, before Insane Clown Posse formed together, everyone still went to Shangri-la or Hell's Pit. But that doesn't cover everything. The Insane Clown Posse states they are not prejudiced people. However, they contradict themselves by being prejudiced against rich people and emos, emos being a term for people who are so depressed they often try and commit suicide. They also state how they are against commercialism. However, Insane Clown Posse has their own wrestling division, JCW (Juggalo Championship Wrestling) has made two movies, and they proudly and constantly advertise the soda Faygo which is the official sponsor of the Juggalos. They also state they hate big record labels such as Atlantic. Well if you look around, you will not see many Atlantic T-shirts. However, on the back of the majority of Insane Clown Posse shirts you will see their own record company Psychopathic Records as well as on the shirts of the rap groups they have signed. And if any Juggalos or Juggalettes were to read this blog, they would get really angry and most likely attack anyone who agreed with this summary physically because they don't have the intelligence to use will power and write professionally written blogs in response. I am not saying that anyone who likes the band Insane Clown Posse is bad because you will only see these behaviors from the diehard fans. Now there is an attack on the Juggalos and Juggalettes called the Juggalo Holocaust, which is a group of people who are attacking them physically. An obsession for a band has never been so strong to the point where people would make their own religions off the band and wage petty wars on anyone who doesn't like Insane Clown Posse. I just hope that someday all the nonsense of Insane Clown Posse will be forgotten and become extinct because it is ruining the image of music and manipulating the minds of people all around to become hostile towards anyone who doesn't agree with their views.